Saturday, January 24, 2009

Fever

Haiz.. Down with fever.. Surpressed immunity due to stress. haiz...

Going to be a hectic week ahead. With all those project submissions and term test.
Exam timetable has been released. DAMN. Prayer was not answered. I have PMic paper on the 26th feb. Clashed with sentosa.. argh!!!

Haiz... see how then...

NABEI.

Despite all the stress I have, had a GREAT time in school. With all the lame jokes in school. hahax!! Yesterday was DAMN funny.. We went to library level 8 to study for BPHAR. There's me, sujun, meihui. Ruibing, Zoe and Xiang Jie came after that. Before they arrive, there is a group business students sitting behind us. They are DAMN noisy. They are playing with paper ball. Damn it rite? haiz... Then we cant stand it.. After saying 'sssshhhhhhhhhhhh' for several times, sujun raised her voice and said 'Can you all please lower down your volume? If not I'm going to call the librarian up.' Immediately they keep quiet..

All along, we said 'ssssssssshhhhhhhh' to anyone who walked past us who made some noise. hahax!!! Then we were wondering, is it due to KARMA.. hahax!!

Quickly sms ruibing.. to tell them not to make noise when they come, cause we just scolded a few people. and if they make noise sure lose face sia.. hahax!!!

but apparently, they made noise.. coz they are SUPER excited that they have met the SUPERSTARs plus my husband #(tbc) ..... haiz... damn lose face sia... hahax!!!
*hides face in my bag*

By then my body temperature is fluctuating... I feel very hot-cold-hot.... haiz...

At night, when to see doctor coz i scared viral fever... THEN!! seriously viral fever sia!!!! walao!!! I thought common cold sia... damn it..

The lame part was that doctor gave me Vitamin C to build up my immune back. haiz.. like small kid sia ... tsk tsk... So instead of having antibiotics, he gave HUGE vitamin C pills to be eaten for 2 weeks... how NABEI can it be...

I shall TRY to finish the medications.. TRY... haiz...



Thanks for everything.. Thanks for waiting for me after work. Thanks for sending me to work. Thanks for being filial.. Thanks for the wonderful trips. Thanks for everything..
I really enjoyed the times. .Those times when we went to the carpark and play with water. Those times when we went to have supper. Those times when you were injured.
I think fate doesnt allow us to stay forever. I'm so sorry. I have to leave you because of another party.. Thanks alot for everything..
You will forever be in my heart.. My dear DURA bicycle.
I hope you are happy with your new owner.


Well that's for DURA.

Till then, I bought SUNNY the super bike. He has a nice aluminium body with superb suspensions. Great and easily detached wheels. and well-equipped with the semi-auto shimano braking system. But sadly, dad doesnt allow me to leave sunny behind just like how i left DURA on the bicyle parkings. haiz..

Thats SUNNY, my new super hero+companion+everything else.



Thursday, January 22, 2009

School com lab

playing guest the sketch. hahahax!!! THE CHEATERS .. lol

We entered the same room and bullied other players.. before one of us draw we have already guest the word. hahax!!! this is how nabei it can be. lol



Had bphar tutorial quiz just now... haiz.. ok enough about the drugs.. haiz.. tsk tsk

gg for ipt tutorial. bye!!!! time for dyspepsia and constipation!! who0o0ho0!!1

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Authorised Handprint

In school now... haiz...

ALL the bms-pst students kena cheated today by Dr Alex Lee...
PMic lecture is the only lecture and the only lesson we have for today... AND!! he took MC today... how *bang* can it be... haiz... AND!! it is only one hour!! haiz...
to those who took bus and reach on time, still can bet rebate if they were to go home straight away. What a waste. tsk tsk

Work yesterday was DAMN funny sia!! hahax!!!
We told auntie wad wenhao told me...
The story goes like this...

Wenhao told me that......
One day, during closing... I was counting the money... yingxian and wenhao ( i tink ) is doing some cleaning all that... Ying xian came to the counter and ask me whether i got call her name anot... but apparently i didnt.

Wenhao told me that, on that day, ying xian heard me calling her...
She looked inside the counter and saw me standing in the counter... AND!! another person standing inside the shutter area but outside the counter... WTH!! and i confirmed that i'm the ONLY one in the counter at that point of time.. WTH!!!

So........ we told auntie the story... then during closing she dont allow any of us to leave her all alone in the counter. so... end up we close the shutter early and all of us went outside the counter and settle everything outside... then.. after outside is settled ALL of us went in to the counter tgt and count the money together..LOL... and i went to do takings in the office alone.. peirong and auntie outside.. counting money... hahax!!!

auntie scared. hahax!!!!!!!


time to go!! who0oh0oo0o!!!! bye !!!

*swings*

Monday, January 5, 2009

New Year Resolution

Okays... time to reflect about 2008 and make new resolutions for 2009
although it doesnt happen most of the time.. never mind.. i shall do it... haiz...

2008

1) Had the most wonderful timetable. Slacking all the way throughout sem 2.1 ... But haiz... When sem 2.2 came.. all of us went *bang* ...

2) Closure of timezone square 2. Sad. Yes. VERY sad. Cant deny till now i'm still missing the place. haiz. What to do. It shall remained as memories...... Ok don't be an emo shit. lets move on.

3) Had quite a few... ehh nono!!! had alot!!! of wonderful and joyful moments with my friends... Had some shitty moments too.... oh wellll

4) ermmmm changed my phones ....let me see... 4 times this year??? hmmmm I just realised, thats quite alot... opps...

5) Bought a second psp .... the RED one.. who0o0ho0o0!!

6) oh ya!!! turned 18 last year!! who0oh0o0o!!!! Bought my first _____ without having to be afraid of the uncle asking for ic... LOL

7) Went to Batam in march with the people... shuyi, chong, ateng, faritz, sam, abg aym. enjoyed there... LOL many happenings that is still fresh in my mind.. LOL ok i cant stop laughing now.. hahax!!!!!!!!!!!

8) went to the zoo with ruibing, meihui, zoe... had lotsa fun there... hahax!!!! with the super weird animals.. hahax!!!!!
super weird animals + them= *bang*

9) Went to night safari for a halloween night with shuyi and amanda (shuyi's friend) ... I confess something.. actually arhh i'm scared.. LOL ok forget about it now.. you can stop laughing... hmmmm


10) oh ya!!! the yellow wall.. LOL... hahahahahahahahahahahahax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok i really cant stop laughing... moments of mischeive <-- wadeva u spell it as...

11) Meihui's *toot*ness hahahahahahahahahax!!!!!!!!!!! But meihui, I have to admit.. when u are commiting your *toot*ness.. you are quite cute at times.. AT TIMES!!! remember that!! AT TIMES only... LOL


12) The blue black sweets moments.. These are the times when i went to school, walking around with blue black orrchehh <---wadeva the name was .. on my hands.... all thanks to that idiot *pointing* *run*


Many other things happened... Another year of my life.. wellll... Now for 2009 ... haiz damn

Here's my new year resolution which i doubt will be fulfilled...

1) Not to suan meihui for 365 days (damn i've already broke this one)

2) Not to _______ as often...
Think of your health yani *bang* ....

3) To be kind towards my sister (damn i think i broke this one too)

4) To obtain my driving license ASAP.. CLASS 3 here i come!! who0oh0o0o!!!

5) Not to get involve in any forms of trouble anywhere.... *pat my back*

6) To go for lectures (damn i just broke this one)

7) To think wisely... ehh noNo... this is one of my resolution for one of the year... so i should change.. TO CONTINUE TO THINK WISELY... LOL

8) Use my brain as often... damn i have to put this in.. I cant seem to be using it last year.. ok shut up!

9) To cut my nails once every week...

10) and lastly... to remain as sane as i can be... and not to scold any vulgarities....

ok DONE...

Will try my best to abide these resolutions larh har.... TRY TO.... hmmmmmm



ok yani... stop slacking go play pets society now!!!
*swings*

IN SCHOOL

A miracle happened today...

All of us actually DID NOT SKIP LECTURE today... despite the LLLLLOOOONNNNGGGGG break we have...

*5 minutes later*
Sujun: Ehh today lecture do what arh? I feel like going home.

-.-

*1 minute later*
Sujun: Meihui should i go home?
Meihui: Go home lorhh since u sick *TRYING to be a positive peer influence*

*5 minutes later*
Sujun: *took her bag and walk away*

Everyone: BYE!!
Yani: Don't miss me!

This shows how good friends we are... LOL



I, YANI, do hereby declare the completion of BPHARM POSTER and IPT summary notes.
who0o0oh0o0o0o0o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 down and many more to go!!! who0o0ho0o0o!!!!!
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*Please people.. Cooperate with me and pray that exam ends on the 23rd Feb...
* Looking forward for it... weeeeeeeeee =)

Saturday, January 3, 2009

unexpected

Worked today...

hahax!!! was damn funny manx THAT day... hahax!!!!

Celebrated new year with them coz i'm working till 12am -.- ... haiz...
Anyway Happy Birthday SEET SHU YI.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *swings* now FINALLY 18 oreadi... DONT BE NAUGHTY ANYMORE OK? *run*

They count down while doing cleaning...
I count down when I'm doing the takings.. hahax!!! Purposely off the machines first so that we can hear each other counting down from one end to the other.. lol...

Pastamania also had their own count down while cleaning the place.. hahax!!!! LOL.. classic celebration..

It was a usual eat-together but then it turns to be a different thing... LOL...
One convo that makes me laugh like mad...

Someone: How about you? Any comments?
THAT PERSON: ermm For me, I got no comments arh...
*pause for 2 seconds*
THAT PERSON: But then arh sometimes ... blablablabla *and it went on for 2 minutes*

thats NO COMMENT for her... hmmmmmmmmmmmm

hahahax!!!!!!!!!!!

On the way out from tm, we just wish everyone we see a happy new year.. then one part of the building, two policeman is walking pass us.. all of us still continue to wish people including them! LOL... wth..


*Thanks for the opportunity. Looking forward for that day.
* Unexpected.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

MARGARINE

Past few days... haiz... lost for words..

Life has been hard... damn it... all because of margarine... haiz



Margarine = refers to someone at work



Problem No:1



Communication break down



She's a college student from philipines.. her english and ours... is *bang* .... So.. i need to alleast, ATLEAST repeat myself 5 times... each time in a different way.. before she could actually understand....



*slap forehead*



Problem No:2



the slap-the-butt problem... everytime she says something, she will *slam* our butt.... damn it manx... potential mind damage... haiz...


Now.... customer problem....

Problem no. 1

here comes an indian man walking towards the counter and stands infront of the cashier.

staff: Hi sir, How may I help you?

Indian man: Where to buy the card? *with the full-fetch indian accent*

staff: -.- ... u can purchase it here

indian man: oh ok... *give money*

Indian man comes back to the counter...

Staff: Is there anything i can do for you sir?

Indian man: How do i swipe the card?

staff: -.- .... Let me show you... Which machine do u wish to play?

*goes to the machine and swipe for him*

Indian man returns again....

Indian man: it shows card error...

Staff: *checks the card* The card is ok and working fine sir... which machine is do u wish to swipe?

*goes to the machine*

Indian man: this is the machine i tried just now *pointing*

staff: do you mind showing me how u swiped ur card?

Indian man: *swipes card*

*ke-ching* one credit on machine

Indian man: ohh.. ok nvm then.. its ok already

Staff: *walks away* -.-

Indian man comes back AGAIN

Indian man: where are the tickets?

Staff: It is automatically credited to ur card sir

Indian man: ohh so do i need to swipe again?

Staff: -.- .. no need sir... it is automatic

Indian man: ohh so i dont need to swipe again?

Staff: -.- .. dun need.. its automatic

Indian man comes back AGAIN

Indian man: so how do i top up this card?

Staff: *faints*

Problem No. 2

This uncle came to the counter and approach me

Uncle: That machine no ticket arh?

Me: The tickets are automatically added to your card. You dont have to do anything. Just come to the counter and redeem.

Uncle: ohhh.. so its automatic arh??

Me: ya automatic

Uncle: I dont need to swipe again right?

Me: No need. Its automatic.

Uncle: So automatic credit to this card arh?

Me: Ya. Automatic.

Uncle: Then how do i know whether the ticket already inside or not?

Me: you can check at the check balance machine. If the machine is working fine it will automatically added to your card. You dont have to worry. Its automatic.

Uncle: ohh ic. Automatic arh? Sure?

Me: Ya. Automatic.

Uncle: I dont have to do anything after playing right?

Me: Ya no need. Its automatic.

Uncle: ohh ok..thank you... *walks away*

Me: *faints*

Please take ur time to count the no. of times i mentioned automatic in the entire convo. NABEI english oso cannot understand.

Problem No. 3

An INDIAN MAN AGAIN.. this time different indian man.. but same species...

Me: Hi sir How may i help?

Indian man: I would like to have a refund for the value inside.

Me: I'm sorry sir, We dont do refunds for the value u have in the card.

Indian man: Its not fair. We still have money inside.

Me: *swipes the card*

Upon seeing the balance in the card... I want to faint....

Balance: $0.10

*faints*

Problem No. 4

Indian man: So all your machines uses card?

Me: yes... all the machines are using card... *carry on explaining the details of the card*

Indian man: Ok then.. can i have $10?

Me: *swipes card and give to him*

He returns after 5 minutes

Indian man: That machine uses coins??

Me: *faints*

I'm sorry if i sounded like a damn bloody racist... but seriously.. this is how stupid or dumb or nabei or @$%#$%#%^#&^$ a customer can be. On all these circumstances, NONE of the good customer service practice is useful... It is seriously useless serve them well... haiz...

Especially on a busy saturday... I feel like killing them manx.... Now when we see an indian customer... ALL the staff will walk away from the counter... hahax!!!! I dont wish to be racist. But I have to.

* Whoever did it, I hope you own up.

* Need a little time away.

Friday, December 12, 2008

HEART ATTACK

For the first time in 2 years.....

During PIA test... haiz... my heart stopped!!!
not as in stop because of a medical condition... but stopped because of ________ .. argh!!

If you want to know, ask me personally... cant write it here.. just in case.. lol

hint:

not because i have a heart attack...
not because i m habing ischaemic shock..
not because i cant do the question ...
not because i forget (its open book) ...


damn nabei lorhh

but that didnt stop us ... hahahahahax!!!!!!!!


lol


ok ok... so.. term test is OVER!!!!
the 6!! six!! SIX !!! SIX!!!!!! term test paper is OVER!!!!!!

who0oh0o0o0!!!!!!

ok nothing to who0ohoo0o about.. the results sure SUCKS... haiz...

There's this stupid OSH seminar tmrw... must attend... 8.45 must be seated!!! 8.45 sia!!!! who can wake up sia!!! haiz... i dont mind if its 12 or wadd... but 8.45 sia!!! omg larhh!!!

*item collected... who0o0ho0o0!!! =)

Monday, December 1, 2008

DEAD SMASHED RAT

yo!!! Finally have some time to blog...

THAT day.. I was cycling home from work. at around 1 am in the morning. Was cycling from TM to the mrt bus stop... That path is the brightest that I can find. So i usually use that path to go home... then... THAT day... was cycling and cycling and cycling..... then... i saw this tree which seems to be damn weird THAT day... and beneath it there's a weird shadow... I thought its just a normal what-the-heck thing that falls from the tree.. could be a leaf or wadd....

BUT as i'm cycling towards that shadow, I keep on smelling something weird. Smell of a decomposed body. and of coz, i'm DAMN scared . then!!!! when i cycle pass the shadow, i feel a JERK on my bicycle. I turn around and saw....

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a DEAD RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and part of the body is DAMN flat... coz i ramped it...



poor rat... died a tragic death.


such a bloody day sia.....
its a SATURDAY... customers are like piranhas sia!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NABEI!!

bloody customers + ramped a rat + blocked nose + cough = pure nabei-ness


* miss

Saturday, November 1, 2008

LLLLLLLLOOONNNNNGGGGG POST

FIRST post for NOV... FIRST post eversince school started....

It is not that I didnt want to update my blog.. Just that my fingers are complaining to much.. so yarh... no choice...

Had class chalet THAT day... as in last month.. LOL... Had lots of fun!! and I laugh TOO much !!!
Conclusion: I can't live under the same roof with them manx!! LOL... I'll end up being a maid instead of the owner.

Laugh and Laugh and Laugh all the way .... And I really meant ALL THE WAY.... even when we are about to sleep....

Memorables:

Me and rb enter the room

rb: *pulling the mattress* hahahahahahahahahax!!!!
me: ehh siao arh?
rb: zoe and mh say they dont want to sleep on the bed.
me: *looking at the extra mattress*
both of us: *laugh*

hahahax!!!!


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The pay-for-two-and-get-three pizza... was superb!!! thanks to sujun... LOL

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Watched money no enough II again... hahahax!!!! DAMN FUNNY!!!!

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Toured around the place and played pick-a-boo with the kids from nowhere....

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The card games..... hahahahahahahahahahahahax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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At night, when we are about to go to bed
The conversation is something like this arh...

we talked about soemthing...
then suddenly all of us were very quiet

meihui: ehh don't touch here lehx sensitive sia
all of us: *laugh*

Only god knows wad zoe did to her... haiz... tsk tsk

then i told them
"I will haunt whoever sleep in the middle today sia"

and rb got scared... hahahax!!!
coz she is sleeping in the middle
me;rb;meihui;zoe


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k tats all for chalet.. the rest i cant rmb... LOL

First day of school went missing in the morning to go for my btt... and i PASSED!!! on my first attempt somemore lehx... FIRST time sitting in the tp test room.... LOL


School was argh!!! this sem there's ALOT of projects... and the projects was damn argh!!!!! Nabei sia... On the brighter side, we only have 2 sem exam papers and 1 of which is open book!!! NABEI!!!
Dont be mistaken, open book exam in poly means DEAD!!!!

Did something LEGAL with rb at the lib THAT day... 3 hours!!! who0oh0oo0!!!!!
*smiles*

Sch was full of laughters.. always... especially the break sessions... when we palyed uno and other card games... hahax!!!!


yesterday when to the night safari ... HALLOWEEN!!!

the dim sum lady was DAMN jasmine sia!!!! really like jasmine!!!!!!!! the emo-ness... the eyes.. the all arh all!!!! she was really nabei manx... she gave some people chopsticks.. DUH.. coz she's the dim sum seller... then...
the asked the people with the chopsticks to see what's inside the baskets... the first one she opened has got fake dim sum... the second one got fake worms... and the third one *also the largest* got a PERSON inside!!!!!!! and REAL person!!! damn nabei sia!!!!
laugh like mad... but the jasmine didnt laugh a single bit manx... damn pro... oh well.. jasmine... lol


Walk through the bridge of hell.... saw this person with a llllloooonnnnggg tongue... took photos with him... and and and!!! the best part... he understands english!!! OMG!! i didnt knw ancient chinese people who lives with long hair throughout their lives know english!!! who0oh0o0!!! miracle.

and and!!! was taking a photo for idiot with a chinese zombie.... took a second shot... and!! at the very last minute, the zombie jumped towards me... damn nabei!!!! and he looked so real!!!!! except that he didnt jump from one place to another... he walked... modernised... LOL

saw a mummy... which apparently ............ermmm aiyA dunno how to say arhh.... SKIP

to summarise it all... we went to night safari not for the animals .. but more for the humans there.. LOL... all the while, when we are walking, we keep a lookout for the 'potential' scaring areas... not the animals... LOL


*Staring at the corners, praying that the sun will never rise.