How do I tell ?

Past few days was epic. Damn epic. Epic conversions with epic people.

Convo one

Scenario: On the phone
Characters: Yani, 'GAG'

'GAG': ehh, ask any of your friends if they wants to buy my car. Cheap cheap.
Yani: har?! your that car?!!
*imagining the car with the @#$%$@#$*
'GAG': really, I want to sell it off and get a new car
Yani: Your car who want . Just sell it off to the car agency la
'GAG': Of course many people want la.. I always bring this car to places that every car would never go before.
Yani: huh? where?
'GAG': The workshop.
* -.- *


Convo two

Scenario: Facebook
Characters: Mr Ariff, Yani

Yani: ehh, keje mane bleh facebook?
Mr Ariff: Asl tk bleh?
Mr Ariff: mane bleh facebook keje?
Yani: mane keje bleh facebook?
Mr Ariff: facebook bleh keje mane?
yani: mane bleh facebook keje!!!!