Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Pure YAYness

i aint gonna talk about exams... hahax!!
Exams are urgh!!!!
but i had a GOOOOOODD time studying and break-ing with meihui, zoe, ruibing, jasmin and jonathan.
hahax!!

PURE lame-ness

will upload the pictures soon *although rb had upload it already*

_ read this _
it might be lil inappropriate for minors.. but hey just a joke.. muahahahahx!!!!!!

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him,
"Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only knowhow to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have somefun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
He thought a minute and then said, "You know,I may have a solution to this problem.
I have two male parrotswhom I have taught to pray and read the Bible

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with
Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrotsto praise and worship.
I'm sure your parrots will stop sayingthat...that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the womanresponded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest'shouse.
As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots wereinside their cage,
hold their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed
her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots
exclaimed outin unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have somefun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot lookedover at the other
male parrot and said,

"Put the beads away,Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

* Who cares... when all you need is just to have a lil space for yourself. Others dont matter much
* BATAM!!! here i come!! *vvvrrrooommmm*
* I wonder why must there be THAT third person still. If you are not happy with the way things are now just BLLLUUUURRRRTTTTT it out. So there shouldn't be any guessing game going around. Things are changing. but now that bugger is there, destroying the place. nt a fault of anyone. no one. but yours.
* History. whatever